Help Us Caption the First Photos from The Green Hornet
And you thought Jonah Hex had bad buzz. The stink around The Green Hornet is of the unreleasable variety, this despite coming from the fertile and imaginative minds of director Michel Gondry and screenwriters Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg. Long since bumped from its July 7 release date to the more bomb-friendly January 14, 2011, there have been scant peeks of what to expect from this amalgam of superhero origin, 3D and -- presumably -- paper mache... until now! After the jump, help Movieline caption the first two images from The Green Hornet. Creativity awaits!
Of the second image, Movieline senior editor Kyle Buchanan said, "I hope that the explosion they're running away from is actually made of wool and felt." Zing! Think you can top that?
[Images via Yahoo! Movies]
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Pic 1: Trying to outrun the bomb, the Hornet and Kato made it all the way to Jan. 14th before it consumed them.
Pic 2: From the makers of "Knocked Up" and "Fast & Furious" comes "Fat and Reery, Reery Angry".
Whoops. Reversed the numbers.
"Superbad."
#2.) Run Kato! They paid $15 to see us in 3D and are NOT happy!!!
Pict one:
"Mr. Gondry I'll ask you one more time, who stars in this film?"
"Seth Rogan and Jay Chou."
*cocks gun* "I'm sorry who?"
"Um er what I meant was Ben Afleck and John Cho"
"I thought so."
Pict two:
"REMEMBER YOU SAID IF I RAN WITH YOU, YOU'D GET ME A PART IN THE NEXT JUDD APATOW FILM!"
"DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, AND DON'T LOOK BACK YOU'LL PROBABLY BE TURNED TO SALT IF YOU LOOK AT THIS TURD!"
Win!
Bomb explodes in a bomb movie.
Look up the word "redundant" in the dictionary. It says: "Look up the word redundant."
"Seth & Jay Make a Shitty Movie" (can use on either still)
Or, maybe it's a dick move to encourage people to shit on a movie no one has seen, except for a bunch of corporate executives whose word you seem to have adopted as gospel?
Or maybe you should take a joke? Yeah, probably that. Live a little!
How do you like working at Sony?
PIC 1:
You know how I know YOU'RE gay, Kato?
How?
You're pointing your hard, stiff gun at Hans Landa.
-- While watching the dailies Seth grasps that Kato may be onto something by wearing a mask. Shooting the monitor will only be a temporary solution.
-- A fuel tanker about to explode is an allegory for the country's energy policy; just another Earth-friendly message shoehorned into this "Green" Hornet. (Recycled script ideas included.)
Brad, I think moving from a tent-pole summer release to the wasteland of January says it all. That is "Tooth Fairy" territory, to give you a hint.
This is the funniest comment on the thread. Thanks Nando.
Pic 1>
Holy Crap, Kato! A freaking 12% on Rotten Tomatoes?? Shoot the damn laptop!
Pic 2>
Rex Reed has a rocket launcher!!! RUN!!