Vampire Sex Explained
True Blood star Stephen Moyer recently provided Playboy with a graphic description of fanged fornication. "Unlike werewolves, who are very hot, vampires are steely cold, so sex with the undead isn't going to get hot and crispy. There's no heartbeat, no adrenaline rush as you get close to the moment. But in terms of speed and timing, you may be able to have sex that lasts for days. Vampire sex is muscular and physical, so it could be tiring for a human guy to have sex with a female vampire." We'll take your word for it. [Playboy]
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I'm up for the challenge. Bring on Jessica or Pam. I'd even take on the Vampire Queen if it was for the good of mankind!
Big hole in the Vampire sex idea. Dead means no heart beat, no heart beat means no blood flow, no blood flow means no erection, no erection means no sex.
How do vamps get erections?
So in other words: male vamps are the ultimate dild0? 😉
Sounds like werewolves are better lovers.
Thanks for the wonderful writing. I will be returning.