Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Go Mumblecore

· Here's a way for Michael Bay to reboot the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise while keeping costs down: cast the Turtles as twentysomething slackers whose battles with Shredder are only rivaled by their bouts with ennui. Joe Swanberg could direct! Greta Gerwig could play April O'Neil! Can't you see it? Consider the video below an informal pitch. [YouTube]

· Might Neill Blomkamp step in and direct The Hobbit? Don't do it, Neill! [The One Ring]

· Anthony Anderson has been added to the cast of Scream 4, which means he and Jenny McCarthy have appeared in both the Scream movies and the franchise that satirizes it. [Coming Soon]

· Gus Van Sant's Restless has been dated: January 25, 2011. [The Playlist]

· "Who Is That Hot Woman in Esquire -- and What Does She Have to Do With Jodie Foster's Beaver?" You win this one, E! Online. Everyone else, pack up and go home. [E!]