The 7 Best Lines From Snoop Dogg's Musical Tribute to True Blood
You know that feeling of mild embarrassment you sometimes get while watching the more outlandish moments of True Blood? Well, that's nothing compared to Snoop Dogg's new music video "Oh Sookie," a tribute to the show that is vaguely mortifying and yet totally watchable. Here are the 7 best lines (and there were a lot to choose from).
"Oh Sookie / Come and play on my team / We'll do it in the daytime / Bill won't know a thing"
"Sookie / Take this mary jane cookie / and roll with the Dogg / Vampires can't hug me"
"Try to read my mind / You might get wet"
"Choose big or lose big / I know all the spots / Then order you a gin and juice / at Merlotte's"
"Sam ain't a man / He done turned into a bitch"
"See Sookie, you should try some of this / You know I get more [bleep] than your brother"
"Bring your best friend, Tara / I got some real Eggs for her to eat / and these eggs come with a whole lot of cheese and greens" (WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN)
Snoop Dogg Professes His Love for Sookie Stackhouse [Vulture]
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Ewwwwwww!
wtf is true blood??and wtf is a sookie???
It doesn't matter how well fictional presidents speak because the worst that will happen is that you wasted 90 minutes of your life and the price of a movie ticket. When real world presidents make mistakes [like invading Iraq], real people can be injured and die, and we can all pay for it for YEARS to come.
I think it's "grits" not "greens," but still... WTF? Kind of gross.
LOL I think he means cheese as in money, and greens as in weed.
This was epic and hilarious.
tru-nutz!
His mouth says "Oh Sookie" but his eyes say "Oh Eric"...
"Cheese and greens" on his "eggs" makes it sound like he has a really terrible yeast infection.
Wait... Snoop Dogg is our fictional president? Hail To The Reefer!