Teams Edward and Jacob Crowned at Burger King

You really can't make this stuff up. In conjunction with the release of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, Burger King is starting an ad campaign on Monday that will pit Team Edward against Team Jacob in a scratch off game for the ages. The Times Media Decoder blog calls the television commercials "hilarious," something you can judge for yourself from this excerpt alone: "'Jacob's abs are so hard,' a Jacob fan tells a customer, 'you can scratch that game piece on them.' An Edward fan explains that he is not dead, just alive forever." Knee slap! Who wants a Whopper? [NYT/Media Decoder]