Our Commenters of the Week Will Take Gargamel Shopping on Fifth Ave!

The Smurfs movie may look as cold and bombastic as most big screen updates of TV classics are nowadays, but Movieline's commenters of the week have the chance to add a little love into the mix. Since the Smurfs are clearly dumbstruck by New York City's wondrous cityscape, you can help ease the acclimation process by taking Smurf nemesis Gargamel on his first trip to Saks. He could use a new cloak -- maybe something resembling one of Miranda's simpler bag-dresses from Sex & the City 2? Hook a cackling villain up! So, who wins the big trip?

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