What's On: Ramona the Pest

ramona225.jpgIn tonight's third and concluding part of the Real Housewives of NYC reunion, we have just one question left: How many more ways can Ramona be inarticulately outraged? So far she's stammered, opened her eyes widely, stared intently at Andy Cohen, stood up steaming, and walked around the set. That's quite an array -- I hope she keeps it up with some head-shaking and eye-closing this time.

The Real Housewives of NYC [Bravo, 9 PM]

It's part three of the insane, epic finale, as Bethenny and Jill spar one last time, Andy Cohen winks at us, and Kelly Bensimon faces off against complete sentences in a battle to the death. Ramona has already devolved into hysterics thrice, which is not even half of what we paid for. And what of Countess LuAnn and Alex Van Kampen? Will they grease up and fight? Probs.

So You Think You Can Dance [Fox, 9 PM]

The first of the 11 finalists is booted. Usher performs and sings that wretched earworm "OMG." If Lil Jon appears and performs a showstopping tribute to Savion Glover, that would... be something, I guess.

Penn and Teller: Bullsh*t! [Showtime, 10 PM]

The cynical duo does an episode on fast food and debunks myths in the land of Supersize. I can't wait for them to do the episode on "Ridiculous Baby Names." What tragicomic bliss it will be Penn Gillette's daughter "Moxie Crimefighter" comes up in big, neon letters.

The Usual Suspects [Reelz, 8:30 PM]

Stuttering 'n simple Verbal Kint recalls his failed heist to police and explains what happens to his missing conspirators. Bryan Singer's 1995 hit co-stars Stephen Baldwin, Kevin Pollak, Gabriel Byrne, Chazz Palminteri, and a plot so needlessly twisted that you'll stop drawing your old-timey detective flow chart in the first half. Still, Spacey won his first Oscar here.