Jeremy London Kidnapped, Forced to Smoke Dope
While attempting to change a flat tire in Palm Springs, former Party of Five star Jeremy London was kidnapped by two men who forced the former drug-addicted actor to smoke crack cocaine (or amphetamines, London wasn't certain) and distribute liquor in a gang area of the town -- all while being held at gunpoint. Radar reports that two men were charged Wednesday over the incident, which lasted five hours before London escaped. [Radar]

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And YOU all said that Six Feet Under episode was ridiculous. Alan Ball laughs at your naivete!
kidnapped by two men. . . forced -- to smoke crack cocaine (or amphetamines,) and distribute liquor. . .
So is he pressing charges, or putting them on his speed-dial?
Never would've happened if he had merely gotten in the car with Wooderson.
Oh wait, wrong brother.
This is the Mallrats one.
What does "forced to distribute liquor" even mean? lol
Hey, at least Wayne Brady didn't make him choke a bitch.
The "Why didn't I think of that" smack of Lindsay Lohan's hand against her forehead has been echoing all the way down Sunset.
Oh heck, this would have been a great explanation for my first marriage.
So glad someone else immediately thought of Six Feet Under! That episode was RIDICCCCULOUS.
Well said.
but does it explain all those SyFy movies he's done?
Still, I do appreciate the free Mad Dog 20/20.
I will be back for the next installment although ome of these comments are killing me.