Which Four Jersey Shore Cast Members Could be Tossed Next Season?
Disturbing news has come out that may affect the fistpump equilibrium in Seaside Heights: MTV reportedly new shot footage for Jersey Shore that left the network underwhelmed. This doesn't mean the format of the show will change; it means that four Jersey Shore cast members are likely to lose their spots on the show for season three. Oh, horrors! Someone call a juicehead to explain this to the children! Hold your breath and join us to learn if your favorite guido/guidette is on the way out.
According to TMZ, Ronnie, Sammi, Vinny, and Angelina could be hitting the skids.
Comforting thoughts: Angelina was rightly jettisoned in season one, so I consider her dismissal comeuppance for MTV. Take that, hater. And Sammi's never had a single quotable line on Jersey Shore. You need to be a bark-colored Dorothy Parker if you're going to survive on this show, Sammi.
But my devastation concerns Vinny and Ronnie. I know Vinny's not all that memorable, but he's adorable and reasonable. I like a rational hub in this mess. A nicely eyebrowed center. And Ronnie's dance moves alone, which I have lovingly titled the "spasmic getdown tornado," should qualify him for another summer of fun.
Check back with us for more updates on this worst news ever.
'Jersey Shore' -- Half the Cast on Chopping Block [TMZ]
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Great Picture! You got the looks. Girls are very hot and the boys with their yummy abs. 😛
Are we really limited to tossing only four?
VINNY!!!! I guess he didn't hook up with his boss' girl this time.
David From True Beauty needs to be on the cast or at least guest appear, he is the only guy on tv that is as horrible as them 😉
lololol, that made my day.
Let's just narrow down a couple of them per season. It'll be like a Last Guido standing.
The winner gets a lifetime membership at a tanning salon, or at a skin cancer clinic, whichever comes first.
Also, if it's The Situation, he gets a lifetime supply of liposuction when (not if) those abs start to sag.
For Snooki, she gets some a barrel of pickles and a chance to complete her 6th grade education.
Pauly D gets a lifetime gig DJ'ing at the Beat the Beat club off Route 46.
And Jwoww gets the real hookup with a new nickname.
Dump em all and flush this piece of s**t show down the crapper like any other turd!! Mindless, useless wastes of life passing themselves off as entertainers! Enough already with this s**t!!! The guy who started this Reality TV epidemic should be condemned to a life of being married to Kate Gosselin, where he would live out the rest of his days feeling her fake slowly sagging tits and sticking his tallywacker into her bathtub sized vagina.... all while she pisses into his ear with that shrill fingernail on blackboard voice!!!
Aren't the people in the picture the cast of the new film "Clueless Times Eight?"
Sammi did have ONE line...... "You totally traumatized me, Ronnie" lol axe them all.
Nice choosing of words. Let's see what happens.
Ha. That's isthe most jacked up piece I've heard today. But somehow, I'm not certain, myself.
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Oh no, what will the 4 cast members do?? DWTS???! That's not a 'situation' I'd want to watch anyways.