Watch Alison Brie Talk About the 'Angry Pirate' and Other Ridiculous Sex Acts

The summer of Mad Men rolls on! In the latest video from Funny or Die, Alison Brie, her Mad Men co-star Rich Sommer and Mrs. Landingham from West Wing -- OK, fine, Kathryn Joosten -- help bring to life a world where the U.S. Patents Office copyrights 57 sex acts per year. Naturally Brie -- the self-described "Queen of Copulation" -- plays a young lady who has perfected a vast array of them with her husband while still finding time to come up with some of her own. Like "The Military-Style Execution" and "Bad Dog," two sex acts which are way more disgusting than you're even imagining right now. If you always wanted to hear Brie say "plastic penis," here's your chance. Barely NSFW video after the jump.