Help Movieline Caption The First Image from The Tourist
The first official bit of marketing for The Tourist has arrived and it confirms one thing: Johnny Depp looks a whole lot like Eddie Vedder. The new film -- which teams Depp and Angelina Jolie in a Hitchcockian tale of international intrigue and possible mistaken identity -- is sure to bring the sparks and the dollars to the multiplex when it opens -- which could quite possibly be as early as December. Other than that -- well, that's where you come in, Movieline commenters. After the jump, take a look at the full image and come up with something witty and/or moderately amusing for a Sunday afternoon. The best caption gets the praise and adulation of -- well, me. Enjoy!
I would make an attempt myself, but I don't think I can beat the Sun headline for pure ridiculousness. "Jolie time." Get it?
· Depp Has Jolie Time in Venice [The Sun via The Playlist]
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"Tourist Dreams of Exploring Venice Canals."
(Tasteless, I know.)
Venetian extra can't believe his luck. Coworkers 'envious'.
I'm not really sure about this decision to turn Grizzly Adams into a perv for the reboot.
Young Man Removes Salt from Depp's Wood.
Valet: "Looking for her ass?"
Depp: "Yea, I can't seem to find it either."
Hurley finds a new candidate.
Presenting two of Hollywood's biggest stars and one random schmuck who won't stop talking about this photo during his day job at the Venetian Wal-mart.
"...And so began our quest for the perfect slice of pepperoni pizza."
Must ask her who her hairdresser is!
Jimmines jimmers! Your swimmin!
Sweet schooner, bro!
Johnny, you're playing with matches!
I'm on a boat!
Erica, FTW! I love this one. But where are Johnny's flippy floppy's?
If you love her then step up and buy one of her T-shirts!
Jolie: ...wahhurggg...ahh. Let's remember to pretend this water doesn't smell as bad as it actually does.
Depp: I'm afraid I'm not really that good of an actor darling.
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Don't call me daughter. Not fit to.
It's old school but it still works dammit!:
"Do you have an Grey Poupon?"
Stranger Tides indeed.