UPDATE: January Jones Hit & Run Now Involves... Bobby Flay?

It took a whole week, but there's finally something truly remarkable to write about. Word broke earlier that Mad Men star January Jones hit three parked cars with her Range Rover on Thursday night and fled the accident -- only to return later and claim that she was being chased by paparazzi. Well, now get out your best plot thickeners. TMZ reports that following the accident, Jones called Bobby Flay -- whom she had just met that night -- and the celebrity chef told her to head home. Because, of course Bobby Flay would be the Peggy Olson in this scenario. And according to a "witness at the scene," Jones had alcohol on her breath, and was seen chewing gum upon returning to the accident site. See what happens when you break up with Don Draper? Developing... [TMZ]