Tom Cruise Would Like to Be Your New Viral Video Star
Someone must have introduced Tom Cruise to YouTube this year, because the dude is seriously going after this bite-sized video market. After watching Cruise harass himself and the stars of Twilight in short-form content and then endure an ass-whooping at the feet of Cameron Diaz, are you ready for the latest, World-Cup-friendly edition of his viral videos?
This, too, is meant to promote Knight and Day by casting Cruise and Diaz as stealth soccer tricksters who engage in remarkable stunts with a CG ball that casts no shadow. How long before he turns this "behind the scenes Tom Cruise" character into a full-fledged movie?
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If it goes viral he's going to make a children's movie starring the soccer ball.
What would you call that shadow-like thing under the weirdly-moving ball?
gay, short freak.
I saw a shadow for like one revolution then nothing. That was actually quite lame. Sad actually. almost on par with me commenting on it.
niggers
rapeshow
niggers in the sick got killed, why i took u to the strip got the god dam titties filled with dirt, pull a lil shit in her skirt, skeeted nerf, what i did was chill up in a church
Tom Cruise sucks, Scientology sucks.
Nuff said