Hey, Who Wants To Buy a Barfy Human Centipede Necklace?
Thank God for Etsy: "Here we have a beautiful recreation of the abombination [sic] that is The Human Centipede. This beautiful pendant has been lovingly hand crafted from light-weight but hard-wearing plastic and attached to a 10 silver tone curb chain with silver plated findings. Pendant measures 3". An exact replica of Doctor Heiter's fiendish blueprints." OK, actually -- damn you, Etsy. [Etsy via Cinematical]

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That'll go really nice with my clusterfuck pin...
I have a goatse brooch that'd set that off just beautifully .
Hey, SPOILER ALERT!
Act now, and they'll throw in the lemon party earrings for free.
As in "I am now spoiled from ever having human contact ever again".
I officially hate you. At least I will save some money now by skipping lunch.
Will there be a Tubgirl series being made?