Newswire || By: || June 11, 2010 07:10 PM EST

Our Commenters of the Week Get to Play Twisted Metal 2 with January Jones

january_jones_ink.jpgA little carnage to start off your weekend? Our Commenters of the Week win the chance to see January Jones in her element -- destroying cars and remaining unconcerned. You'll be doing it up old-school, playing her in the original Playstation version of Twisted Metal 2 and attempting to defeat her the way Bobbie Barrett never could. Jones has dibs on Thumper, the dainty Betty Draper vehicle of choice, but otherwise you're free to blow her up with a rocket launcher under the Eiffel Tower. So, who gets to play?

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