Real Housewives of NYC Reality Check: For Their Last Tricks, LuAnn and Jill Make Viewers' Ears Bleed

Good news, everyone: The Real Housewives of New York City made it through their third season with only one scam psychic, one horrible pop single, one DWI, one Hooters yacht party and one teensy, tiny nervous breakdown. Success like that deserves to be celebrated. So uncork your finest bottle of Sutter Home, wipe away your happy tears with a linen napkin and toast to the moments that hit the last Real/Fake Jackpot of the RHoNYC's third go-round.

REAL: Jill Zarin Cannot Get Through a Single Social Event Without Complaining

As hard as the vitriolic housewife tried to get through Ramona's renewal ceremony last night without unleashing her fury on the intimate gathering, she could not. An hour into the reception, Jill shouted into her microphone, "Already, there's problems. When you make people wait an hour past the time, you better feed me. I'm getting very hungry. Sorry. Even just a little something around the room would be nice."

REAL (Honorable Mention): Even Bravo Knows That Kelly Bensimon Is Crazy

Case in point, the title card that the network used to explain what the most breakdown-prone housewife has been up to since production stopped.

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