Our Commenters of the Week Win a Gwyneth Paltrow Rewrite of Their Favorite Recipe!

Do you know the best thing about your mother's famous Chicken Kiev? There's still time to change it and make it right. Gwyneth Paltrow is treating all of our winners this week to helpful hints on bettering the foods they've loved since childhood. You know those tacos your Uncle Gene makes when you visit his cabin in Cumberland, Wisconsin, the gooey mounds of sour cream, guacamole, and fresh ground beef that bring you back to your favorite summers on Beaver Dam Lake? Well, the quality of Gene's pepper dicing skills is for sh*t. All hail our Goop-slinging savior! She'll right this with just one instructional video and a number of sideways glances. So, who gets to hear, "You're doing it wrong" from Gwynnie herself?

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