New Twilight MasterCards Make it Easier Than Ever to Blow Your Allowance

· Opening-night tickets to The Twilight Saga: Eclipse: $12.

· Special-edition Twilight Saga DVD box set: $70

· Antidepressants while waiting for the opening of Breaking Dawn: $845.

· Spending your last penny via refillable Twilight MasterCards: Priceless.

See all eight -- including Team Jacob, Team Edward and Team Three-Way Cockblock -- after the jump.

Ostensibly these are not debt-incurring credit cards, but I think we're all aware of the implications here. Joe Camel would be proud.

[via Risky Business]