Our Commenters of the Week Win a Celebratory Dinner with the Prophetic Brian Dunkleman

Let's hand it to Brian Dunkleman, or as the textbooks will soon call him, Dunkstradamus: The first-season American Idol co-host knew Simon Cowell's explosive hit was just a flash in the pan, a sorry excuse for a TV sensation that would wear out its welcome fast. Lo and behold, following the ninth-season finale's low ratings, he is proven unarguably, gloriously right. He 'left' just in time. That oven-fresh smell in the air is victory -- and the IKEA cafe Cinammon Rolls our Commenters of the Week will enjoy with the babyfaced psychic. Wee! Ready for extra icing, guys?

Dimo on Heidi Montag Shoots to Kill in Transformers 3 Audition Video: "I hear that she's up for the part of 'Silicon.''

CiscoMan on Can Transformers 3 Supermodel Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Act? Here's Proof!: "She grows her own organic food, huh? Dear Michael Bay, please pose her over a compost tumbler."

sixhundred on Gleebasing: Lady Gaga Meets Pseudo-Vampires: "I think we can all agree that Kurt's dad really showed some GUTS here."

Old No. 7 on 'Dancing with the Stars' Finale: Do We Jive in Approval?: "Don't cha wish your season finale was as lame as this?"

The Winchester on Movieline Attempts to Tie Up Almost 100 of Lost's 'Loose Ends': "What I want to know is this: 1) Did Hurley use his newfound powers of the island and create some wookies and ewoks to hang around with? 2) Did he send Ben off the island to acquire a DVD of The Dark Knight, only to gasp in shock at something called Avatar? 3) Why didn't the show end with a picture of Jeff Fahey smiling, winking, and shooting his fingers at us, like Gopher on Love Boat?"

Congrats to our winners!