Heidi and Spencer Separate
In what I would almost certainly call a producer-enacted plotline were The Hills not over and done with, TMZ is reporting that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt (pictured here with their previous faces) have split up. I knew that Heidi would be devastated that her Transformers 3 audition was all for naught, but who knew things would escalate like this? Gene Kelly is spinning in his grave right now. [TMZ]

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OH EM EFF GEE!!! NO WAY!!!!
I'm sorry for that outburst. It's just, first Gary Coleman dying and now this? I was going to see Prince of Persia this afternoon, but I don't think I can bring myself to anymore.
No wonder my anti-depressants haven't been working.
Rough day, guys. Rough day.
I'd cry for them but that 6th surgery really effed up my tear ducts.
Oh look, the Douchebags figured out a way to squeeze another $500k out of all the tabloid mags.
As an optimist I always try to find the positive, even in moments involving tragic news such as this. At least these two oxygen thieves won't be breeding! (See? The glass is always half-full.)