What's On: FlashFinished

ABC's other time-warping supernatural thriller, FlashForward ends tonight. I guess the network cares about frivolous things like ratings instead of my long-standing affection for Gabrielle Union. Still, if there's any episode to watch of FlashForward, it's this one: the show's mystery gets pretty much solved and we're all zapped into a perpetual present. That last part is sort of like the end of most Chekhov plays. Grim!

So You Think You Can Dance [8 PM, Fox]

Movieline darling Cat Deeley hosts the first episode of auditions in the show's seventh season. Mary Murphy is out and Mia Michaels replaces her in the judges panel alongside Adam Shankman and the awesome Nigel Lythgoe. This year I want the krumpers to just drop through the ceiling instead of auditioning formally.

FlashForward [8 PM, ABC]

The season series finale should tie up that whole why-do-we-sometimes-see-our-futures issue. I think they should use this valuable last episode to flashforward to whether X-Factor will be any good.

Real Housewives of New York City [Bravo, 10 PM]

Kelly leaves the resort in the middle of the night because she's out of her mind. Unexpected guests come to bombard the other housewives in the Virgin Islands. Eventually Jill tries to patch things up with Ramona and Bethenny, except she's got a lot of work to do. Or so I see it. On a related note: TEAM BETHENNY.

Superbad [FX, 8 PM]

Remember that Randy Pausch "Last Lecture" viral video where he claimed that everyone is either a "Tigger or an Eeyore"? Anyway, it was a dumb thing to say; I'm more inclined to believe that everyone is either a "Jonah Hill or a Michael Cera." You either instigate trouble with supreme social confidence, or you awkwardly comply with such folks but retain your rational mind. Superbad is hilarious. Watch.