Can Transformers 3 Supermodel Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Act? Here's Proof!
It almost defies parody: Michael Bay has decided to rejuvenate the Transformers franchise by replacing Megan Fox with Victoria's Secret supermodel Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Little is known of the newcomer aside from the facts that she's Jason Statham's girlfriend, she looks fantastic in garters, and she has "no acting experience." But is the latter really true, or even all that important? Movieline's been able to dig up several videos of the up-and-coming ingenue that prove she's got exactly what Michael Bay is looking for.
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Talents on Display: Can utter expletives in a British accent, can give sensual lap dance from the first-person perspective, can unzip flies and doff panties, is OK with partial nudity
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Talents on Display: Can extol necessity of hoop earrings and mascara, can understand necessity of having good eyebrows, can cutely brush off crucial inability to count to five
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At least Fox had a little experience as an actress (Hope&Faith, a couple of supporting roles in movies) before Transformers. This is just pathetic, but Transformers 3 will no doubt make over $300 million domestically anyway.
Megan is a beautiful ambitious actress. Rosie is an ugly skank who gives out regular blow jobs for work. Enough said.
She grows her own organic food, huh? Dear Michael Bay, please pose her over a compost tumbler.
You can fix my eyebrows anytime (wink, wink)