Adrien Brody vs. Gay Goats

It's not easy to be an actor who inexplicably owns a castle! So says Adrien Brody, who had a recent problem with the gay goats he accidentally bought: "The more well-endowed goat took a liking to the other one and I swear it was traumatic. There was a lot of crying and goat noises and I felt incredibly guilty and I didn't know what to do...It's best when you have goats that are that gay to just let them free." [Ace Showbiz via Towleroad]