Which was Paula Abdul's Better Option: Got to Dance or X-Factor?
Paula Abdul's new gig as lead judge on CBS's upcoming series Got to Dance is... happy? Grim? An opportunity for the 47-year-old singer to bring back her oversize blazers and leggings? Not so bad? Whatever it is, it's not a Simon Cowell production, and that makes us fearful for next year's smattering of reality competitions. I certainly figured that Paula would join Simon on the American version of his hit X-Factor. But could it be that Paula Abdul's smartest move is detaching from all American Idol associations for good?
Now, I'd like to think that Paula Abdul is incapable of poor decisions, but we all saw Hey Paula, right? She's not in the clear.
While no one yet knows the specifics of Got to Dance, I assume its format is sophisticated, a ripe opportunity for Paula to criticize with authority. She was famously a Laker Girl early in her career, but she was also one of the most in-demand music video choreographers of the 1980s. She knows things. In this video with ingenue Janet Jackson, she teaches the pop newcomer how to insert "nasty" into her groove.
We also don't know how Got to Dance will differ from the pretty-much-flawless So You Think You Can Dance, but if it is similar, this is better for Paula than any Simon Cowell production. Much as we miss Paula on Idol, we can't forget that her tenure next to Randy Jackson was dogged by a significant share of viewership that deemed her worthless. Here, she can be both the sympathetic judge with a tear (or tidal wave) in her eye, and the most trusted figure on the panel. Playing second banana to "Cold-Hearted" Cowell again would feel like a sham, and establishing her own brand of optimistic encouragement as a prime attraction is simply a more logical step. Wouldn't you rather see Paula pinpoint a problematic jete, reference her showstopping "Straight Up" heyday, and jolt into impromptu poses when she digs something? Instead of just sitting there without the vocabulary to even tell Melinda Doolittle why she loved her rendition of "I'm A Woman"? I'm on board.
Plus, her spot on Got to Dance is a beacon of hope for the world's supply of unemployed animated cats.
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For god sake Paula, stick with Simon. X-factor will be big.
i love Janet Jackson paula has always been a good choreographer.. Janet Jackson is legend more that 100 million albums sold, 5 grammys, oscar nom, millions of concert tickets sold! i salute you mama!
why is this article using Janet that way to get Paula some credit?? damn this woman was just learning the dance.. she is a good singer and dancer so she just like a Madonna or Britney get to learn the steps and then they master them.. anyways Janet started all this which made MTV more and more interesting in the as time went...
I hate to address the weird Janetovah's Witnesses, but, bitches, Paula taught Janet how to dance. This is not up for debate. No, I do not mean this one time in the video; I mean taught her to dance like Valley of the Dolls taught us how to look sad in mink coats. It was real. It was forever... your girl.
And I feel almost shameful everytime I defend Paula Abdul, but, goddammit, I'm gay and was born in 83, HOW COULD I NOT FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT PAULA ABDUL? I mean, she married Emilio Estevez, isn't that enough for the poor girl? Wouldn't it have been hard for you to go a day without throwing up?
So homeboy can wear a cutoff black tank and striped biker shorts to the gym and get some laughs, but my ass gets kicked out?? We are working backwards, people.
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