Real Housewives of NYC Reality Check: Charting Kelly's Nervous Breakdown

Phone Call Frenzy

Even though Kelly had 11,000 square feet of mansion to make a speakerphone call to her daughter, she chose to do so right in front of the other ladies. When Ramona suggested she take the call in the other room, Kelly snapped.

· [to Ramona, whose 17th wedding anniversary the ladies were celebrating] "Seriously, this isn't about you."

· "When it's about your children, it's my life not your life."

· "When I'm talking to my child, don't even come near me because I will claw your eyes out."

Kelly's Batsh*t Crazy Meter: 6

Dinner Drama

Kelly unraveled so much during dinner that Ramona resorted to shouting "time out!" at her while the rest of the table tried to counsel.

· "Listen, I have an 18th-century chandelier on a pulley. I just have very eclectic tastes."

· [to Bethenny and Ramona] "Are you guys going to have a moment? Are you going to make out with the tongue?"

· "Oh my God. This is free to be, you to me, 1979."

· "I threw up the night before I came because I kept thinking about Bethenny trying to kill me. Because she has tried to kill me so many times before."

· "In this black eye makeup and white face... [Alex] was like channeling, like, I don't know, a vampire,

· [In response to Bethenny's Jack Nicholson] "Oh my god. It's Al Sharpton! Al Sharpton! Put your hair up. Al Sharpton!"

· "OK, I'm crazy."

Kelly's Batsh*t Crazy Meter: 10

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