Simon Cowell, Lies, Calls Idol 'Perfect'
Simon Cowell appeared on Oprah today and, after touting the American version of X-Factor, he laughed off Oprah's question about the state of American Idol. "I'm not gonna say anything," he said. "Wouldn't change a thing. Everything's perfect." As for who should replace him, Cowell said something vague that could be taken as a swipe at Ellen Degeneres: "I think primarily, you've got to have somebody on that panel who actually knows what they're talking about." Not Justin Bieber, in other words? Sorry, Seacrest. [<a href="
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I think Diana Ross should replace him. That'd be some crazy shit.
Scratch that, I have a new panel:
Diana Ross
Grace Jones
Laurie Anderson
Joan Jett
Can I nominate Tom Waits to that list please?
This is effing hilarious. I wanna Photoshop this into existence just to see it.