Straight Suicide and the City: A Heterosexual Response to S&TC2

· In a video posted today on True/Slant, writer Brian Donovan takes on the Sex and the City 2 trailer as a representative from the viewer demographic more inclined to follow Terry Bradshaw than Carrie Bradshaw. For the record, this trailer provokes thoughts of self-destruction for men and women of all sexual orientations -- I don't believe Donovan means to leave anyone out here. [True/Slant]

· Jesse James will appear on Nightline to discuss... being Jesse James right now. Here's hoping for previews with "Bombshell!" written in expanding font. [ABC]

· The CW may be ordering another reality series, this one a weight-loss venture called Shedding for the Wedding. [Deadline]

· We have yet another Miss USA who blames her candid stripper pole photos on "being silly." So teachable. [TV Guide]

· Ashton Kutcher is producing a reality show called Geek Meets Girl, a follow-up to Beauty and the Geek where a geek dates a girl and tries to spark romance. Judd Apatow would like to have a word with the "creators" here. [Variety]