Chloe Sevigny's Drag Confession: She Loves Birthdays

· L.A. improv star Drew Droege is officially a better Chloe Sevigny than Chloe Sevigny. Here, the new-and-improved Chloe tells us what she got for her birthday and who she's planning to dine with, then delivers a few jokes from her burgeoning stand-up career. [Vulture]

· Sharon Stone's the first person to give us the whole truth about getting plastic surgery. She claims: "It made me look like a trout!" Cast your cyberhugs her way. [US]

· Southland's new life on TNT won't be without issues: Budget cuts and cast trims are in the works. [Deadline]

· Carrie Bradshaw's switching from Mac to PC in Sex and the City 2. So, to be clear, you don't even know her anymore. [PopEater]

· Matthew Morrison's in a big Men's Vogue spread. He's got those overly passionate eyes that say, "I'm whispering the lyrics to 'Father Figure' at yo' ass, girl." [ONTD]