Jackson Family is Livid That You Know About Blanket's Amazing Star Wars Recall

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After videos of Michael Jackson's kids Blanket and Paris surfaced yesterday, I took Blanket's Star Wars monologues to heart and remembered my old lightsaber in the attic. But nefarious grandfather Joe Jackson doesn't care that I pretended to growl at Darth Maul in the mirror using lyrics from "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin." He claims the videos weren't meant to be posted at all, adding he plans to track down the goons who hacked the private footage. Call me crazy, but there's a chance the smooth criminal here is the grade-schooler operating the camera.

According to PopEater, Joe Jackson's on the hacker's trail:

"We don't know who [the hacker] was, but we're trying to find out." Joe Jackson tells PopEater, "We don't know who [the hacker] was, but we're trying to find out."

He says the family "doesn't want the videos on YouTube" and completely rules out any chance that Paris and Blanket put them up.

Just a thought, Joe: If 8-year-old Blanket is clever enough to remember a boring space caper from 1999, he might be able to post a video on YouTube. In fact, Joe should feel partly responsible that Blanket wasn't reciting lines from Transformers, Kung Fu Panda or The Reader or something. So tragically out of touch, just like rumors keep saying.

Jackson Family Livid Over Leaked Blanket, Paris Vids [PopEater]



Comments

  • sweetbiscuit says:

    There's something fitting about all this, especially the part about Joe Jackson doing his hot-on-the-trail reporting via something called PopEater.

  • FrancoisTrueFaux says:

    We don’t know who [the hacker] was, but we’re trying to find out why he is trying to hinder contract negotiations on season two of The Jacksons: A Family Dynasty on A&E, check your local listings, or available anytime online at AETV.com.

  • Cherubim says:

    I believe that "one ore more of the Jackson cousins and/or thier fathers" deliberately leaked these videos because they were mad at Michael Jackson's children; because the Department of Childrens and Family Services recommended that they leave Michael Jackson's Havenhurst home.

  • casting couch says:

    Yeah, tell 'em, Joe. Kids these days don't know anything about using computers.

  • sc341 says:

    It's obvious that someone in the Jackson family put these videos on you tube in their never ending quest for attention. Either that or Jermaine/Randy's offspring showed Blanket and Paris how to upload videos onto you tube.
    How come we don't see "leaked videos" of any other celebrity kids such as Brangelina or Madonna??????????

  • cawobeth says:

    Of course they weren't meant to be posted.
    Why even have this here as a story & condone exploitation of MJ's kids ?
    How dare you !
    I am so upset over this I have not been been able to bring myself to blog to these articles. I also haven't responded because it's not news; it's invasion of privacy.
    This is about the most disgraceful thing you could do in regard to respect for their father.