Dancing with the Stars Elimination: Niecy Come, Niecy Go

While Niecy Nash's departure last night on Dancing with the Stars is rough for Reno 911 zealots everywhere, America should take pride in ushering her so far in the competition. Ultimately, she was the fifth-best dancer -- if we accept that Pam Anderson deserved fourth and Chad Ochocinco actually deserved sixth. Now that she's off, is anyone else hoping she'll start a low-octane fight with Elisabeth Hasselbeck? Keep this woman in my newsfeed, please! Video of her elimination after the jump.

It's going to take a miracle for Chad to survive next week, especially as Erin seems to earn a real following. Or, you never know: Nicole Scherzinger could be unmasked as Savion Glover, which will garner her an automatic elimination and a different kind of side-eye from Len Goodman.