Dancing with the Stars: What are the Judges Really Saying?
Erin Andrews
Argentine Tango Score: 28
'80s Rumba Score: 25
Carrie Ann: "So hot! Your legs! Committed to the character! Fantastic! Oh God. Touch me so slowly."
Len: "You naughty minx! You know what we called your type in World War I? A slutty ho! Brilliant! Your second dance was a little jerky. Bruno started gyrating in time to your tics."
Bruno: "You frisky little puma! The extension of your back arch and smallish chest mesas were stunning. I wanted it to go on all night. Go on all night! GO ON ALL NIGHT. Or I'll kill you! Just kidding."
· Evan Lysacek
Waltz Score: 27
Futuristic Cha-Cha-Cha Score (for real): 26
Carrie Ann: "Impeccable lines! Incomprehensible blank eyes."
Len: "I'm not sure I liked your waltz. Too roly-poly. You know what I mean. Gay."
Bruno: "There was art here! A real movement! But where was the dry-humping against cousin Bruno's noggin? HEHUH? More sexual concussions administered to Dr. Tonioli next time, mmkay? As for your futuristic dance -- very Mr. Spock meets Barberella! For what it's worth! Eh."
· Nicole Scherzinger
Foxtrot Score: 29
'50s Paso Doble Score: 30
Carrie Ann: "You're defying my imagination! You're in it to win it. Take me to dinner, swarthy woman. Please me. RUN AT ME."
Len: "Great dances! But by definition, Pussycat Dolls are little infected under the petticoat. You just got infected with talent. It's not fair to the traumatized half-souls like Evan."
Bruno: "One and a half minutes of pure dancing joy! Feisty! And SAY-EX. This kind of performance is the reason I bargained for the name Groin-Pleasin' Grandpappy Bruno with the Fading Stars."
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Did Evan really need to paint a landing strip on his face? we get it, he's gay.
Niecy and Chad are both better dancers than Erin Andrews, who had the worst rumba in the show's history. If either of them get voted off tonight, I'll know the show is rigged.
The comments from Kenny whats his name, Jerry Rice and Len about Evan L. were unnecessary, mean and very hurtful. He deserves much more respect especially from y ou Len. That was not entertaining so give us a break - no more Kenny.
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