The 5 Most Unprofessional Stills From Last Night's Celebrity Apprentice

3. Maria Kanellis Sells Out Her Teammates -- Again!

For being a two-faced competitor with little to offer in the realms of ideas, decency, or help, Maria's made it a long way. Her spiel about Curtis Stone's manipulative smugness was the night's biggest hypocrisy -- here, she makes it very clear to the visiting judge that she disagrees with her team's direction. She admitted it to the cameras too. Then she went back to wearing Guess Jeans from 2002 while my world disapproved loudly.

4. Jonathan Adler, This is No Time to Reboot Top Design

The eminently likable designer Jonathan Adler guest-judged the challenge, and his criticisms ["The celebrity room fell a little flat for me!"] were plucked straight from his old judging gig on Bravo's Top Design. It made me miss that show's potential. As Adler sat there in a baby-blue collared shirt, I yearned for the days of his brilliant violet sweaters and repartee with wack-haired editor Kelly Wearstler.

5. Cyndi Steals Her Competitor's Sassiest Phrase

Cyndi already botched a reality TV cliche when she muttered, "You're throwing me under the truck" to Summer Sanders. Last night, she lifted another famous catchphrase from teammate Sharon Osbourne. After assaulting team leader Holly Robinson Peete with insults, she concluded with the word, "Missus!" Oh, no. That is Sharon's anachronism, Cyndi. In my mind, that deed did her in -- Cyndi was eliminated, and Trump retreated to his Versailles in the sky.

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