Dancing with the Stars Elimination: A Whammy for Pammy

This day was inevitable, but still not easy. Pamela Anderson had no chance of outlasting Nicole Scherzinger, Evan Lysacek, or even Chad Ochocinco, but her ouster on Dancing with the Stars last night felt like the cancellation of Stripperella: sure, it wasn't perfect, but it gave Pam the chance to own the snipes of America's undersexed cynics and turn herself into something untouchable. Video after the jump.

Our beloved Erin Andrews fell to the Bottom Two also. She didn't star on a Spike TV cartoon about Lucite pumps and ass-kicking, so I can't help you with a poignant metaphor there.