Real Housewives of New Jersey Reality Check: 'You Put the C*nt in C*ntradiction'

FAKE: Danielle "Does Not Care" About the Other Women, Especially Caroline, Who Called Her 'Garbage' Last Season

Note that the above statement was made as Danielle loaded her daughters into her Range Rover and proclaimed that they were going to crash Caroline's benefit, to prove...something. As Danielle visualized the humiliating encounter in her mind, her daughters pleaded from the backseat, "Mom, don't be an a**... Mom, you have to calm down... Mom, you're messing yourself up now... You're going to make a jerk out of yourself... I'm not going to support yourself in this... Just leave it alone... You're not a creepy stalker."

The stalker comment must have hit home because Danielle, after driving what seemed like 100 miles in Bravo time, turned the car around and told viewers at home that she was going to "trust the girls" on this one.

Danielle had already battled her own will to "not care" when, earlier in the episode, she visited a priest. Describing herself as a "devout Catholic" who attends church every Sunday, Danielle whipped into her church with a grande Starbucks cup in hand and a camera crew behind her. After taking a seat, Danielle wagged her finger at her priest -- who was either shocked by the camera crew or the fact that she was casually referencing a history of cocaine, prostitution and kidnapping (see his expression, right) -- and demanded that he tell her how to pray for Caroline.

Finally, a tally of the times Danielle referenced the garbage dig in last night's episode:

1) "I never had an issue with Caroline until she called me garbage."

2) "I know who I am. I'm not a whore or a prostitute or a cokehead. I know I didn't deserve a table thrown at me and I know I'm not garbage."

3) "These are people that dug up my past, threw a table at me in front of my children, called me a prostitute, called me a whore, called me garbage"

4) "Caroline and I haven't spoke since the moment she called me garbage. I did not do anything to deserve that. She had made it seem like, I had like, murdered somebody. Or tried to hurt somebody...physically."

5) "I've been called garbage by people. People don't deserve to be called that."

6) "I don't want to be around those people. I want you to teach me how to pray for them."

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