Real Housewives of New York Reality Check: How to Know Your Psychic's a Fake

FAKE: Jill Really Thought She Was "Teaching Ramona Through Example" About Class

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Last week, Ramona "nearly destroyed" Jill's Kodak event by dissing the sponsor within earshot of a few very important executives. But when Ramona invited Jill to her Tru Renewal launch party, Jill said that she was determined to be the "bigger and better person" and "show her, maybe teach her through example how to do the right thing" at a social event. Without any further hesitation, here are a few examples of the "respectful" criticisms she bellowed within earshot of potential customers:

· [About Ramona's picture on her brochures] "This isn't her face. Who the hell is this? This is eithah really bad Botox on the lips or someone photoshopped the f*ck out of her."

· "I just find this ironic that at a health thing, where it's all about skin care and health, they serve the most unhealthy food imaginable."

· "What am I going to eat? I am hungry. I have nothing to eat."

· "There's no need for anymore skin care lines on this earth. There are already fifty million of them. That's the last thing we need."

P.S. If a cardboard cutout could get hives, its name would be Alex McCord.

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