The Hills Reality Check: Double the Interventions, Double the Fun

FAKE: Lo, Audrina and Stephanie Care About Kristin's Coke Party Addiction

From the facts given to us by MTV last night, Kristin Cavallari has a serious problem with partying. She stays out until 8 in the morning guzzling vodka and orange juice, compulsively checking her Blackberry for messages, and frowning at everyone around her. This is troubling because Audrina, Stephanie, and Lo say it is, without any emotion whatsoever.

So when Kristin blew off Audrina, Stephanie and Lo's "mellow girls' night," producers called the girls together the next morning for an intervention. Following a tight script, Lo awkwardly woke up Kristin and a few other friends, who quickly scattered like cockroaches. After Kristin emerged from the bed wearing head-to-toe black and sunglasses, the girls hopelessly delivered their scripted intervention, which included gems like these:

· "Like, what's wrong with you?"

· "How do you stay out until 8 a.m. every single night?"

· "I mean, I don't know you that well, so I'm not going to sit here and say anything, but I'm worried about you."

· "You know, everyone's saying you're doing drugs."

· "Your legs are like tiny. You're wearing sunglasses all day."

Like Heidi, Kristin croaked, "I don't have a problem. It's been a rough couple days." This time, there was no Pepsi -- as the camera man widened the shot, all he could find was empty vodka bottles.

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