Screw Earth Day -- Welcome Back Avatar Day!
As James Cameron himself will have you know even if he has to stomp it into your cerebral cortex, Avatar arrives today on DVD and Blu-ray. This calls for a celebration!
Cameron and Co. may say they wanted to release their eco-conscious juggernaut to correspond with Earth Day, but come on. It was either this or 4/20, and we all know what that means. Moreover, even Earth Day's 40th anniversary shivers in the long, blue-tinted shadow of the Biggest Film Ever; timing Avatar's DVD release to recognize an occasion like this is like saying you wanted to time The Proposal's video debut to Administrative Professionals Day. Everyone knows better.
Anyway, the point is that April 22 will never be the same. Oh: and be sure to recycle that plastic wrapper once you've torn it from the case. You know how Cameron can be about insensitive people.
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screwing is very eart-day in a sense that is how we all got here, right-human-like, organical, penile unitary across the birth canaler, the balls/code on the outside required, temp important apparently, but do not lose any sleep trying to protect the nut sack or spread only your seed....or did you make yourself...really? wow i can't make a bug
I really couldn't have said it better myself. Thanks, RB.
Hey, everybody! It's the guy who writes all the English dialogue for Japanese Animation!
A big fat UPS truck is delivering my overpackaged DVD of Avatar today so I can watch it on my big ass energy wasting TV. I just might leave all the lights on in every room as a beacon to other civilizations in the galaxy.
You're welcome earth.
So how much carbon is produced by those who sit and watch this AVATAR crap?
And while hundreds to eco-wackos gather to celebrate their silly earthday celebrations and they leave mountians of trash behind them