Bad News: I'm Leaving; Good News: You Can Still Win an iPad!
A wise man once said that all good things must come to an end. I'm not sure who exactly. Possibly Winston Churchill, or Michael Bay. In any case, it's as apt a sentiment as any on this occasion -- my farewell to you, the estimable Movieline readership. Helping to build this site in such a relatively short period of time into one of the best (if not THE best. Yes! I said it!) sources of entertainment writing anywhere has been among my proudest accomplishments, and it's with profoundly bittersweet sentiments that I bid it adieu. I assure you it's nothing personal -- I just have other stuff I want to do. In the meantime, fret not, as I leave you in the insanely capable hands of some of the nicest, funniest, brainiest souls in the known universe.
Godspeed,
Seth Abramovitch
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Was it something we said? Dude, this site is one of the few pleasures I have in life. Thank you so much!
Sorry to see you go Seth.
Good luck wherever you go.
Sonofabitch.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Now, that out of the way, thank you, Seth. Thank you for building this wonderful, magical place. Thank you for being your wonderful, magical self.
You better keep us appraised of your "other stuff"!
You'll be missed, Seth.
Bye, Seth. May your new path be fruitful.
DON'T GO SETH!!!!!!!!!
We finally really did it. You maniacs! We blew it up!
So long, and thanks for all the fish. I mean dish.
I look forward to obsessively following you wherever you go, as always.
That sucks.
I followed you from Defamer, and now this.
What happens now?
Wow, you will certainly be missed. I am not even sure how to express my thoughts. By the way, can I have your Swingline?
Happy trails, Seth, you'll be missed, but best of luck in your future endeavours. 🙂
Most definitely.
Aww I always loved your articles! You will be missed by this nobody!
NONONONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!
This makes me really really sad as I'm sorry no one else here writes like you 🙁 and just dammit all to hell!!! Another brilliant voice silenced *sigh*
On the plus side I did have pizza for dinner.
All the best on your future endeavors you HomoJewNadian you and will you let us know from time to time where we can find/stalk you? *huggers*
Is it possible for me to still blame this on Denton somehow?
Seth, I still have the star you gave me on Defamer framed and hanging over the toilet. I will treasure it forever. Godspeed, young man!
They are all Denton. They just wear a different mask but somehow carry the same pocketbook...
Shoulda been you, Heigl.
But, but, but--but why?
And cue bagpipes.
I abandoned Defamer for you! And this is how you repay me? I will drink your milkshake, Seth. I will drink it up.
Show us on your dolly where Lisanti touched you and we'll go to the cops. He'll never know you ratted him out, man - we promise.
Man, that sucks. 🙁 But at least we still have Movieline, even if simply won't be the same. Like Clash of the Titans without 3D. 😉
Lots of love!
Damn. And I wanted to give up smoking today. And drinking. So not happening now.
Cheers, Seth! And Thank You!
Seth,,, Their is room for improvement.. this is my First SOJOURN to this site... Bon Voyage!!
ArchBishop. Fulton Sheen: "The truth is the truth even if nobody believes it, and a lie is still a lie, even if everybody believes it."
I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue...
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