Flash! Aaaabdul! Savior of the Universe!

OK, let's back up and try this again. Screw Star Search. Star Search is for losers. The cool kids are into way hipper sh*t, like flash mobbing! Everyone's doing it! It's totally peanuts and groovy! And Paula Abdul is on the flashing-edge of the trend, reportedly in negotiations to host a show about mass public choreography. On the plus side, this sounds like fun and Kenny Ortega, who's proven to have the magic touch when it comes to working with perfectionist pop luminaries, is involved. On the minus side, it's not in-studio, which exponentially increases the chances of misplacing Paula. Developing... [EW]