Let's Play Paper, Rock, Caffeine Pills, Freddy's Glove

In this A Nightmare on Elm Street virtual game, you can ply a frightened girl with any number of stimulants, from coffee to cutting to showers to fire, to prevent her from falling asleep and falling prey to Freddy Krueger. Oddly not as fun as it should be, though should be very popular among the budding serial killer set. We'll hold out for the Darfur first-person genocider. [Keep Her Awake via Vulture]