The Bachelor: Jason and Molly's Wedding: A Movieline IM Discussion
The Wedding
Louis: OK, Julie, you can only pick one favorite part of their wedding. Some available options: 1) Jason Castro being alive. 2) Molly stopping mid-vows for a moment of humorless weather damning. 3) God himself almost swept this whole thing into the sea.
Julie: This is hard, but I think I'm going to have to tie between 4) Jason embellishing Molly's bridal bouquet with the timeless phrase "Babe, our forever starts now" and 5) Jason's best man (wearing a madras sport jacket) at the bachelor party totally razzing Jason about how many girls he has proposed to. Which is your favorite?
Louis: If we're talking post-wedding, I relished when Molly called the Bellagio fountain "one of the most romantic places on Earth," or whatever. But Jason Castro singing rainbow anthems like a rasta Tiny Tim is still tops.
Julie: That moment felt so real to me. Do you think they had five choices of musical artists? Or was Jason Castro REALLY their first pick?
Louis: I have a sneaking suspicion Jason Castro was not their first pick. It's so hard to book Staind in the spring!
Julie: Almost forgot: I also love that there was a C story -- about the pesky paps.
Louis: Those extra two cameras made Jason self-conscious, you could tell.
And Will They Last?
Julie: There was a f*cking rainbow right before the ceremony. If that doesn't mean "everlasting union," I don't know what does.
Louis: Right, and the insane amount of white cushioned seating accidentally spelled out "eternity," too, I bet.
Julie: On a semi-serious note, I feel like they could last. They both seem giddy, easygoing (as long as their million dollar wedding is being paid for) and annoyingly optimistic.
Louis: They're two utterly generic people, which could mean they last awhile. Can you picture them having kids though?
Julie: No, I feel like Molly is definitely infertile.
Louis: HA.
Julie: (Maybe that's not PC?) I feel like they will have kids, but they won't be genetically Molly's. You do the math.
Louis: I think they're going to find other ciphers who do a better job of tumbling in the grass and laughing into each others' mouths. They were both kind of average at it.
Julie: Can we have doves at our civil ceremony? Rather, can we release doves at our civil ceremony?
Louis: Baby, Our Dove-Bordered Forever Starts Now.
Julie: Yes!
Louis: Ukulele outro.
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