The Bachelor: Jason and Molly's Wedding: A Movieline IM Discussion
Pre-Wedding
Julie: Can we talk about how ABC's cameras managed to catch every major milestone of Jason and Molly's relationship? The first time Molly makes brownies with Jason's son! Crossword puzzles over coffee! That time Molly visits -- and then has to say the "hardest goodbye of her life."Molly moves to Seattle -- and redecorates!
Louis: The hardships they faced! They kept being brought up!... What were they, again? Like when Jason wanted to marry that other girl?
Julie: There was a really heavy moment during Jason's tuxedo fitting. By the way, did we see Jason's ex at any point?
Louis: I do not believe so. You know -- maybe I don't trust this guy!
Julie: Why not, Louis? He is a handsome single father living in Seattle. Just like Tom Hanks in one of the best romantic comedies of our time.
Louis: Let's not be cynical. We have every reason to put faith in a man who describes his wife as "I just love her." He has a handle on her heart. He has a real hold on it. A chokehold. A heart-nelson. He's putting the suplex on her heart for three points.
Julie: And any couple who walks down the aisle to Jason Castro's musical stylings is destined to last an eternity together.
Louis: Oh, we'll get to that. What about the veteran bachelors and bachelorettes they showed? Did they melt you with rayguns full of chemistry?
The Veterans
Julie: That was the sorriest segment -- "Look at all of the former Bachelor couples who haven't broken up yet."
Louis: "Jake and Vienna are so excited about these two! They're so in love and feeding each other and it's been eleven minutes of high times."
Julie: Of all the couples shown last night, I give Jake and Vienna the least lasting potential. Charlie and (whatever her name is) obviously hate each other, but I feel like they'll stay together to cash in on a Bachelor wedding. They're the Bachelor franchise's black sheep though because they broke up for a year "to grow."
Louis: I loved that. Loved it. As for Trista and Ryan, they made kids and suddenly this isn't funny anymore.
Julie: Remember when Ryan was just a Colorado firefighter who didn't know any better than to work towards Trista's love, one white tiger illustration at a time. He wore his heart on his sleeve and now his inner white tiger is trapped in ABC's captivity hell.
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