5 Resemblances Between Lindsay Lohan and the E*TRADE Baby She is Suing
When I first heard that Lindsay Lohan had filed suit against E*TRADE for featuring a "milkaholic" baby named Lindsay in one of its commercials -- and that Lohan's rep shrugged off the fact that the name "Lohan" was never uttered in the ad by saying, "Do you know the name Oprah? Do you know the name Madonna? Same thing" -- I thought to myself, "Here we go again. People are linking to one of HuffPo's 'Borowitz Reports' and not realizing that those are satire." But no! This is a real thing! The question is, does Lohan have a case?
Here are five strong resemblances between baby Lindsay and putative adult Lindsay, as seen in this ad:
1) Both began acting at a very early age
2) Both clearly lack any sort of meaningful adult supervision
3) Both are possibly wearing a Chrome Hearts full-sleeve tee borrowed from Wilmer Valderrama, then accidentally shrunken in the wash
4) Both display real screen presence, yet the idea of a long, fruitful career is uncertain
5) Both may be holding hidden surprises in their pants
Open-and-shut case, guys! Millions for everybody!
Lindsay Lohan Sues E*TRADE: I'm No Milkaholic! [TMZ]
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Lohan is insane. Case closed.
You've convinced me.
Lindsey Lohan's a milkoholic.
6) Both throw up after eating.
I think it will come down to Lindsey proving her lactose addiction in a court of law. "Your Honor, I spent 6 weeks at Promises, in Malibu, after photographers caught me bumping rails of powdered Enfamil off of Kate Moss' ass."
7) Both were in another woman's birth canal as recently as 6 months ago.
Did I sue the Poise people for all those Oscar ads with Whoopi clearly mocking me about incontinence?
Lindsey's winning argument will come down to "I'm the most fucked up celebritard out there. Therefore, any parody of fucked up behavior is a parody of me."
That's so funny! I saw the commercial during the superbowl, and have seen it several times since. I NEVER even thought about Lyndsay Lohan! I just thought it was a great advertisement. She never even entered my mind. She's just not that important. Who put her up to this? Crazy.
Now those Got Milk? ads now seem more like a PSA ad.
apparently showing her cooch to get publicity isnt cutting it anymore. can a major flameout be far behind?
I named Lindsey, too! Can I sue? Lohan is crazy!!!
She's plain stupid. My name is Dennis, should I sue Dennis the Menace? What a dumb broad and tell her to put some panties on, that's nasty.
I thought of Lindsey the first time I saw the commercial. It was clear who they were talking about. She might win it.
Well, if that's what you thought when you saw it, Etrade is clearly in trouble. Has Lindsey signed you on as an expert witness yet?
When the boy aka WOLF "HOWLS" Owooooohh!!!! Give me some money and milk e-trade for a portion of everything they've got. Yeah! This is America, half of the country is built on suing for a living. GOT MILK?
They've both crapped their pants after a little too much to drink
what's more rediculous then Lindsay suing is the attorney who had the balls to file such a case
E-trade will no doubt prevail and I hope they go after Linsey for their legal expenses and then some to stop such lawsuits from even making into the court system
Go E trade baby !
No way it could be Lindsey Lohan, she's not heterosexual, got a gay girlfriend...this little "milkaholic" baby Lindsey is going after a little boy baby. Now if they had said "Paris"...
I think after E trade wins, they should counter-sue for millions. Maybe this would stop some of these greedy, mony hungry attornies, who are the scourge of the earth. Then go after that Lohan person, whoever the hell she is.....
And the insecure, inquizative baby girl, is the red head from Sex & the City.
My name is also Lindsay, do I get a cut of the cash too? Is she gonna try to sue my mom for naming me Lindsay years before she was born? I didn't know she trademarked the word Lindsay. People like to call me Lindsay Lohan to make me mad. Am I gonna get sued?
It seems that makes two so far...you and Ms. Lohan. I hope her attorney can pull this off in court...without laughing their way out of the courtroom. You know...this crap could go on for over a year. Give America a break...drop the case.
That baby in the E-trade commercial is way too cute to be confused with Lindsay Lohan. What is she thinking???
My name is Jordan, not to be confused with the basketball player Michael, whose last name is universely known and used. Like the e-trade baby, we Jordans names are the same but with many differences. Such as: he is at least a foot taller than I am, he's a rich top basketball player, a man, African-American and I'm Irish. Also I'm old enough to be his mother and have had the name Jordan long before his birth and fame. No one has confused my name with the basketball player nor his with me. Unlike Lohan I'm intellegent enough to not sue him. When I hear the name Lindsay I NEVER think of Lohan, as she is NOT is the same league as other performers who are known by a single name since she is NOT that famous, except for all the bs she pulls, and then the scandal rags use her entire name. Chances are, once again, Lohan seems to feel she hasn't gotten enough press/attention so now she goes after a cute commercial with a baby who simply has the same name. I'd love to know if Lohan has copy writed her first name. I bet not. But, good luck with that milk addition Lohan and drop your stupid lawsuit you idiot. I'm now wondering if that old golf guy will sue e-trade for being called a "shank-o-potomus."
Kaci
You really need to get out more!
BTW The Sunshine Band wants to sue you for co-opting their lead's name.
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