Lights Are On But Nobody's Home: The Elm Street Trailer
In a new trailer for Warner/New Line's "contemporary re-imagining" of A Nightmare on Elm Street, clocks tick backwards in a roadside Edward Hopper painting, as Kellan Lutz wanders past pig heads through an abandoned kitchen. "Hello?" he asks. "Anybody here?" YES! SOMEONE IS DEFINITELY THERE! He's wearing a cute, red-and-green-striped hipster sweater and fedora, has knives for fingers, and goes by the name Freddy Krueger.
The sequence is a fine one to start with, not because it's particularly imaginative, or scary, but because it offers a good indication of what's to come: a stable of pretty actors frantically delivering dialogue like, "It's me, it's you, it's Dean, it's Jesse, it's Chris. He's in all of our heads, Nancy!" (is that it? Are you suuuure you haven't left anyone out?) as Jackie Earle Haley pops up behind them to turn them into actor coleslaw. The budget is higher and the technology is better; missing, however, is Wes Craven's quiet, fiendish genius for filmmaking. If the first Elm Street is considered a "classic," this one should be content merely aspiring to "renter" status.
Verdict: Wake me up when it's over.
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This looks so bad. I'll have to see it of course, but I no longer have hope that they might have gotten it right.
Dear "re-imaginers" of horror flicks:
Sometimes less really is more.
xo
NP
"Hipster" sweater? He's wearing the classic Krueger outfit, not American Apparel!
I like the for "Appropriate Audiences" rating. Why didn't they just rate it PG ?
The rating is for the trailer, not the movie iteself. All trailers are done this way, rated R trailers are also known as redband trailers.
If this movie could be as good as your take-down of its trailer, we'd be talking Oscar™.