Jersey Shore Cast Divides The View, Faces Joy's Contraceptive Inquisition
The Situation: You know, the brand actually is "The Situation" and uh --
Whoopi and Behar continue to glare.
Hasselbeck: Oh, are we not worthy of the situation now? Come on!
The Situation: (Finds his smarm) No, YOU are DEFINITELY worthy of The Situation.
Behar: (Cuts in) When you have sex on the show -- I see that there is a lot of sex -- do you use condoms?
The audience laughs uncomfortably.
The Situation: Uhhhhhhh. Uh yes, just so you now, I uh, I am 100 percent Italian just from that question before, and I do use protection as well.
Behar: You do?
The Situation: Yes.
Behar: (Points to Snooki)What about you?
Snooki concedes that she uses protection.
Hasselbeck: (Desperately) How do you address --
Behar: And what about Pauly?
Pauly: Yes, I use protection.
Behar: In the hot tub?
The Situation: (Smirks) Yeah.
Hasselbeck: (Horrified) Nothing really happens in the --
Behar: Because the thing can come off --
Hasselbeck: Before maybe, I wasn't really there --
Shepherd: (Knowingly) The hot water kills all that sperm, Joy.
The Situation: Yeah, it's really hot water. It takes care of business.
Whoopi: (Rousing herself from her slumber) I'm curious --
Behar: Whoopi has a question.
Whoopi: I had a question and then my brain said -- well, where do you see yourselves? This is the most important question for me. Where do you actually see yourselves -- I mean, this is wonderful, what's happening. You went from nowhere -- not nowhere, but you came from obscurity and now you have, pardon the pun, this "situation."
It pretty much went downhill from there, even when J-WOWW made it onstage. But so far, Joy Behar is the only television personality that could intimidate The Situation into keeping his shirt on. As for Whoopi's top hat -- I'm sorry, I still cannot explain that.
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Comments
1. The BACK of Hasselbeck's shirt reads: "But nobody loves me!"
2. "The Stipulation" has no Plan B outside of "acting"?...Looks like the recruitment team at MIT is gonna come up short next year.
3. Snooki may not be Italian but word on the street is, "She definitely smells like cheese."
4. The hat?
*Whoopi works for ABC.
*Disney owns ABC.
*Disney's got Alice in Wonderland opening soon.
Way to keep it real, Whoop!
Having just finished watching the episode (as dirty as it made me feel), I must point out that Joy referred to Whoopi as "The Administration" (as labelled by the guido with wonky abs), not Whoopi.
Now, when do these fools fade back into NJ obscurity? Please?
If only that hair came off along with the top hat.
the view has lost any credibility...when all you have left is elizabeth the idiot hASSelback, sheree...can you be more cliche shepherd...who consistently displays her lack of intelligence, and now whoopee who sadly has turned into a corporate kiss ass. joy is the only one with any integrity left. it doesn't surprise me that barbara...also a corporate shill, wasn't there for this low life brainless puke. i don't watch this show which now caters to the lowest level of interest. Lisa Ling was smart and got out when the getting was still good...she brought intelligence, grace and real savvy to the now ridiculous waste of network time.
by the way even tho sherry did her whole diet thing...she still looks horrible, her body is badly proportioned, she looks likes she is gaining it all back and shouldn't show her unsightly arms or wear such tight stuff over her gigantic boobs...lets face it the girl is coyote ugly, has not talent and is downright stupid offensive
where can i get her shirt that she is wearing??? i cannot find one like it anywhere.
Natural hair getting to you?
True about Joy. She's cool.