Jersey Shore Cast Divides The View, Faces Joy's Contraceptive Inquisition
But the clan of Jersey Shore mates were no match for Behar, who decided that the kids, in their twenty-somethings and forty-somethings (we assume for The Situation) still had a little something to learn about sex education and, I don't know, bitterness? How else would you describe the way that Behar sliced into Snooki after the fun-size guidette revealed -- without any irony whatsoever -- that she knew she was going to be famous "pretty much at birth." Behar, not liking that smugness, glanced at her cue card and sputtered, "I'd like to point out that Snooki is not Italian."
Hasselbeck, whom The Situation had already dubbed "The Attraction" repeatedly tried to move the conversation into more positive territory but was repeatedly talked over.
Snooki pressed on, revealing that she's "a little Sicilian" but more Chilean, and looked back to Hasselbeck for the next pro-Jersey Shore question. Behar would not let up though, spitting, "Well that would make you Italian." Hasselbeck jumped back into the dog fight, changing the subject to her and DJ Pauly D's instant bond over a Rhode Island lemonade stand. And then this happened...
Hasselbeck: The Situation and I were doing abs backstage because I thought I could coax you into showing "The Situation" on The View.
Shepherd: Your abs are sick!
Hasselbeck: What do you think?
The Situation looks uncharacteristically sheepish.
Hasselbeck: You're not going to say no to all of these gorgeous women are you?
The crowd cheers.
The Situation: You know what, I don't really want to uh, cheapen the product these days.
Shepherd: Oh, now you a brand, huh?
[Read on for The Sitch's response!]
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1. The BACK of Hasselbeck's shirt reads: "But nobody loves me!"
2. "The Stipulation" has no Plan B outside of "acting"?...Looks like the recruitment team at MIT is gonna come up short next year.
3. Snooki may not be Italian but word on the street is, "She definitely smells like cheese."
4. The hat?
*Whoopi works for ABC.
*Disney owns ABC.
*Disney's got Alice in Wonderland opening soon.
Way to keep it real, Whoop!
Having just finished watching the episode (as dirty as it made me feel), I must point out that Joy referred to Whoopi as "The Administration" (as labelled by the guido with wonky abs), not Whoopi.
Now, when do these fools fade back into NJ obscurity? Please?
If only that hair came off along with the top hat.
the view has lost any credibility...when all you have left is elizabeth the idiot hASSelback, sheree...can you be more cliche shepherd...who consistently displays her lack of intelligence, and now whoopee who sadly has turned into a corporate kiss ass. joy is the only one with any integrity left. it doesn't surprise me that barbara...also a corporate shill, wasn't there for this low life brainless puke. i don't watch this show which now caters to the lowest level of interest. Lisa Ling was smart and got out when the getting was still good...she brought intelligence, grace and real savvy to the now ridiculous waste of network time.
by the way even tho sherry did her whole diet thing...she still looks horrible, her body is badly proportioned, she looks likes she is gaining it all back and shouldn't show her unsightly arms or wear such tight stuff over her gigantic boobs...lets face it the girl is coyote ugly, has not talent and is downright stupid offensive
where can i get her shirt that she is wearing??? i cannot find one like it anywhere.
Natural hair getting to you?
True about Joy. She's cool.