Jersey Shore Cast Divides The View, Faces Joy's Contraceptive Inquisition
*Dear The View audience, Movieline feels that it is necessary to inform you that contrary to Sherri Shepherd and The Situation's statements on this morning's show, hot tub water does NOT "kill sperm" nor does the extreme temperature "take care of business." Just thought we should mention it considering that the other hosts, producers and network failed to correct them.
That being said, let's discuss the crazy sh*t that went down on The View today, including Whoopi Goldberg's Mad Hatter top hat, Elisabeth Hasselbeck's powerlessness against The Situation's date rapist-style pick-up lines and Joy Behar's uncanny ability to keep The Situation from removing his shirt.
Even before The Situation walked onstage and got to first base with Elisabeth Hasselbeck (who was shamelessly wearing a tight "Everybody Loves the Situation" t-shirt), Joy Behar voiced her disapproval of MTV's Jersey Shore backstage. Unfortunately for Behar, The Situation, who had been teaching Hasselback ab exercises in her dressing room (really) had overheard the disses and made it known as soon as he took the stage, dubbing her "The Assumption." Behar saw his diss and shot back with a joke about the Assumption of Mary that predictably sailed over the gelled blow-outs of her guests. In case you hadn't noticed, It Was On.
But before you think that Behar and Hasselbeck were left alone to battle over Snooki, The Situation and DJ Pauly D (and the rest of the nameless guidos after the first commercial break), note that Sherri Shepherd sported a Snooki-like poof, readily laughed at The Situation's jokes and eagerly complimented J-WOWW on her lovely chest. And on Behar's side of the couch, sat a confused Whoopi who only spoke up to ask the group about their financial savings plans (again, really).
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1. The BACK of Hasselbeck's shirt reads: "But nobody loves me!"
2. "The Stipulation" has no Plan B outside of "acting"?...Looks like the recruitment team at MIT is gonna come up short next year.
3. Snooki may not be Italian but word on the street is, "She definitely smells like cheese."
4. The hat?
*Whoopi works for ABC.
*Disney owns ABC.
*Disney's got Alice in Wonderland opening soon.
Way to keep it real, Whoop!
Having just finished watching the episode (as dirty as it made me feel), I must point out that Joy referred to Whoopi as "The Administration" (as labelled by the guido with wonky abs), not Whoopi.
Now, when do these fools fade back into NJ obscurity? Please?
If only that hair came off along with the top hat.
the view has lost any credibility...when all you have left is elizabeth the idiot hASSelback, sheree...can you be more cliche shepherd...who consistently displays her lack of intelligence, and now whoopee who sadly has turned into a corporate kiss ass. joy is the only one with any integrity left. it doesn't surprise me that barbara...also a corporate shill, wasn't there for this low life brainless puke. i don't watch this show which now caters to the lowest level of interest. Lisa Ling was smart and got out when the getting was still good...she brought intelligence, grace and real savvy to the now ridiculous waste of network time.
by the way even tho sherry did her whole diet thing...she still looks horrible, her body is badly proportioned, she looks likes she is gaining it all back and shouldn't show her unsightly arms or wear such tight stuff over her gigantic boobs...lets face it the girl is coyote ugly, has not talent and is downright stupid offensive
where can i get her shirt that she is wearing??? i cannot find one like it anywhere.
Natural hair getting to you?
True about Joy. She's cool.