Can This Video Single-Handedly Greenlight a My Little Pony Movie?

There are all sorts of toy-based movies in the works, from Battleship to Ouija, but where is the $100 million budget and auteurist sensibility assigned to My Little Pony? Until the fateful day when a particularly whimsical yoga teacher says to Brian Grazer, "And now, a little something I invented called 'downward horsie,'" sparking a green-lit bulb in the mega-producer that summarily leads to a heated conference call and the attachment of director Shawn Levy -- until that day -- I suppose we'll have to make do with this video that's been burning up the internet, wherein an enormous, anthropomorphic My Little Pony sings songs from Dreamgirls and Wicked in the most terrifyingly pleasurable way imaginable. Jennifer Hudson, call your voice-over agent!