The 9 Best Shots From the Showgirls 2 Trailer

If you weren't aware that there was a sequel in the works for Showgirls, Paul Verhoeven's doggy chow-scarfing love letter to the Nevada entertainment scene, don't feel too badly about it -- neither were we. But a tip from a reader brought us up to speed: An unknown eurocommodity named Marc Volander, according to German website Extratipp, had secured $25 million in financing and was hard at work on a follow-up that would revolve around the character of Hope, played in the original by noted German model/actress/vatever, Rena Riffel. JoBlo.com translated a plot summary thusly: "It's about stripper who died from a dose of contaminated cocaine. Her brother comes to Frankfurt to find the responsible and revenge." It's a revenge-driven mystery, darlin'! And you'll want to keep that in mind as you watch the brand new and deeply inscrutable trailer, featuring more girl-on-girl softcore action and solo lip-licking than you can shake a dumbbell at. Read on for a glimpse at its nine most arresting images, as selected by a Movieline Grand Jury of one.

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Comments

  • Corey says:

    Hoax? Joke?
    That trailer had me rolling on the floor laughing

  • SunnydaZe says:

    I have a better title>
    "Showgirls: WTF"

  • Peter Debruge says:

    In that opening scene, they didn't even bother to dry the floor between takes/angles, so she's slithering through an already damp trail of wet concrete.

  • fonediva says:

    OMG! There already is a Showgirls 2. It's a girl on girl porn!

  • Jimbo says:

    "secured $25 million in financing "
    Judging from that trailer, one might be curious as to what he did with the other 24.8 million.

  • The Winchester says:

    If movies were truthful, those images would have been from The Hangover.

  • SunnydaZe says:

    Answer> LAP DANCES

  • Candee says:

    HA!

  • yaya says:

    This is sounding more and more like a "random drive by" just like TMZ reported. /sarcasm

  • orymanez says:

    You need to take a lesson from my Canadian-born father and start rooting for the country of your citizenship: America. Few things are more annoying than someone who becomes a citizen on paper, but not with their heart.

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