Kirsten Dunst and McG Make a Breast-Filled Sailor Moon Cosplay Video
Where did it all go wrong for Kirsten Dunst? The Film Experience theorizes that Dunst fell on hard times with the public by dating Jake Gyllenhaal, then daring not to date Jake Gyllenhaal; I'd argue that the corner was turned when an advance scene from Spider-Man 2 appeared to reveal chronic acting narcolepsy in all of Dunst's close-ups. Whether or not the cancellation of Spider-Man 4 means that Dunst is dunzo, a new McG-directed music video offers your first chance to watch Dunst act onscreen in quite some time.
OK, "act" might be pushing it -- all Dunst has to do is wear a wig, a Sailor Moon-type outfit, and hop around Akihabara for a little while singing "Turning Japanese." The video was commissioned for the artist Takashi Murakami and thus bears his signature aesthetic of extreme cuteness and extremely NSFW cartoon breasts. It's like Lost in Translation, if Lost in Translation were directed by the man who made "The Way" for Fastball. Enjoy!
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Kirsten, therapy can help.
I have a feeling Kirsten and Mischa Barton would have a lot to talk about.
Can I turn East German instead?
big anime fan here best music video ever
Bit harsh, no? She has one movie set for release, signed to another and was in ten other movies through the time period all three spider-man movies were released. Also in conversations about other roles as well. She may have issues, but pretty unfair to claim she is "dunzo." Though this video is disturbing, mostly because the direction is poor if not simply non-existent.
PS- Keep the wig.
I bet 95 percent of the actresses in Hollywood "wish" they could be as "dunzo" as Kirsten.
Are you sure this isn't another trailer for "Showgirls: WTF"?
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Still better than the Vapors video
I thought the video was really cute and she looked adorable.
As for the song itself, I don't like her rendition at all.
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